I know you will be just as excited to know as I am to tell you that I recently participated in the beer olympics. What is the beer olympics Mason? Oh child, that is a glorious question. Let me explain to you what the wonderful event we call the beer olympics is.
First you split into teams of 4. 3 boys and 1 girl per team. We put the 1 girl on each team so everyone is at an equal disadvantage. There are events that your team and you compete in. Events include but are not limited to; Flip Cup, Beer Pong, Quarters, 40oz Frenzy, Beer Duel, and Beer Bong. Of course there are rules for each game which we will not get into but those are the basics. Your team challenges other teams in any of the games and then the event begins. The winners get a point and the losers lose a point. At the end of the night when everyone is drunk the team with the most points wins. I am happy to say that My team did not lose an event thanks to a strong anchor... me.
On the way to this miraculous event I got a call from the boobie girl, Emily called me and kept on talking and talking about basically nothing. I have this trick I use to get people off the phone so I decided to use it on her. I interrupted her mid-sentence:
Mason: What time is it?
Emily: Ummm, 7:45.
Mason: 7:45!!!!
::Click::
The trick is to ask the time, receive the time, yell the time loudly back into the phone and then hang up. You leave the person on the other end completely confused and you are off the phone.
This usually works but she called back.
Emily: You hung up!
Mason: Hahaha, I didn't realize what time it was. Do you want to hear a joke?
Emily: Ok.
Mason: What has a 1 inch penis and hangs down?
Emily: I don't know.
Mason: A bat! What has a 9 inch penis and hangs up?
Emily: I don't know.
::Click::
Get it?
She didn't get it again and called back!
Emily: You hung up on me again!
Mason: You didn't get the joke?
Emily: What joke? That was mean.
Mason: Haha, I have to go, I will talk to you tomorrow. Bye.
She didn't call back. This was while we were on our way to pick up Jayme. Jayme came along but didn't participate in the olympics and at the end of the night we all took a cab back to her place and slept there because after the beer olympics, no one is able to drive.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
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7 comments:
Pppppbbbblllllt. Sometimes I forget that you can be a real a-hole. Wouldn't a friendly "Hey, I gotta go" work just as well?
But I guess she was dumb enough to call back....I wouldn't.
Or maybe I should click and read her back story, maybe she deserved to get hung up on?
haha, i think my assholeness stems from boredom a lot. The girl is younger and very all about me. I would compare her to a little dog that wants to play, no matter how much you kick the dog it will always run back to you and try to play.
i love your hanging up techniques, i think it was very clever. i would legit die of that happened. i would laugh so hard, but i wouldnt call back.
you're still a jerk. but i love it.
ohh the beer olympics, the real winners are the ones who lose.
If there's one thing that Mason Stanley does, it's give due respect when it's deserved. I think he acts accordingly to the situation (whether that be a circumstance or a person).
I'd be the first to tell him he was a jerk if he tells me a bad story, but after a backstory and then a real life meeting, this one made me laugh out loud.
katie- Hahaha, yes yes. I can be a jerk at times but what I did wasn't really mean, it was all in fun :-)
The Girl in the Mirror- Haha, I love it. 100% true, I give respect where respect is due. ;-)
hahahahaha... that is hilarious, I love assholes
But I didn't understand why you didn't just tell her you were busy.
still hilarious though
Henrietta Hussy- Cause that's not me :-) I am sarcastic A LOT and it was more fun to do it that way :-)
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